Tuesday, August 16, 2016

6 womens shoe in mens


- like, look at that, hey, oh my god. - i'm tackling a littlebit of a phobia today. - i've never worn heels before. - i like heels on women. - oh, they're sexy. - i feel like there's apressure on gay people that they're supposed to be ableto wear them without fail. - i'm excited to strut. - i mean i'm sure i'll look nice and sexy.

- make it happen. these are terrify--, these are weapons. - this is like a toothpick. this thing is for sure gonna break. alright, i'm just gonna go for it. - ah, it's giving me anxiety. - oh, god, it's already bad. - already feeling sexier. - one, two, three,

ooooh, (bleep) me! - this is the worst. - i don't like this, oh my god. - i can't stand straight,i can't, i can't stand. - because i'm afraid that i'll fall. - whoa! okay. - ha, ha, ha, ha! - whew! here we go. - oh (bleep).

- this is pain city over here. - it's like walking for the first time. - jeez, i'm like pushing 6'9" right now. - i feel sexy, hold up, letme strut, let me get this. - i'm just figuring out that if you like swing your hips with it, you get more like distribution of weight. - props to models that canwalk in a straight line without looking like a horse.

- i kinda wanna get good at it, you know. - oh, i've got the hang of it. - i like the sound that it makes. - like a workout. - my muscle in my leg isliterally going like this. - they should have these at the gym. just some bros, like put onsome heels and just walk. and then that's like ooh, one set. - i'm sweating 'cause i'm working so hard.

- like my calves like, look at that. - this is harder thanfootball practice, for sure. - i feel a little bitlike a rock star though. - it kinda feels likeyou're hiking or something and you step on a log by accident. but the log is always in your shoe. - my feet are in mousetraps right now. - i forgot that women have towear these for a whole day. - by the end of the day, iwould want to cut off my feet.

i understand why every womani've ever met wants a foot rub. - can you imagine doing this drunk? - i thought i'd be betterat this than i was. work! - oh, it's kinda almost likeworth it to just put them on just so you can take them off later. because it's gonna feel amazing. - it was worse than i expected. - i didn't think it was that hard.

actually, i thought itwas gonna be harder. - i find back, pssht,chicks do this all the time. - i'm like at a loss for words. - i already feel like my calvesare getting strengthened. - next time i'm dancing with a chick i'm just gonna be like, "are you okay?" - i would never ask you to do this for me. - this has changed myview on heels forever. i'm never, like if i see a heel in a store

i'm walking the other way. - to all fabulous womenand drag queens out there, i salute you. - wait, this is (bleep) up, hold on.

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